Normal People — Chapter I
There's a straight couple down the street from us, that we hang out with sometimes - they're pretty regular but we like them because Russell's cute and Corinna is fun. Russell is into very macho stuff like car racing and fishing. Corinna is a waitress at a grill downtown. She knows how to drink and she can also be quite funny. They're both quite fit. I saw them yesterday in their back yard doing some exercises and stopped to talk to them. People who exercise looooove to talk about it so they called me over when they saw me watching and were super chatty. The exercises seemed to centred around Russell's balls - yes, his testicles - which were pushed from his body with some kind of an elastic that held them tight and kept them from escaping as Corinna smacked them, squeezed them with her shoes, and trapped them between boards. I said I'd never seen this kind of thing and they were thrilled to tell me everything. Russell loves Corinna. He would do